The Muppet Christmas Carol

Twas the day of Christmas
and to the garage theatre we went.
No family nearby
and no bars open to get bent!

The orphans arrived,
some with libations.
While Phil DJ'd his best;
Non-denominational good vibrations.

The tree was decorated
and the stalkings were hanging.
Santa dropped off some carrot juice
Wrapped in Blondes for banging.

Artist were abound
the guest book was getting filled.
The fire was warm
and everyone felt good willed!

Eagle vs Shark

Tonight was filled with wild creatures! Among those who showed were the sloth, purple tiger, snow cat, leopard, dog, the lioness and Arica.

What's with all the felines?

Some of the animals from Agave brought copious amounts of tequila with limes. Then things got a lot more interesting.

The inebriated sloth repeatedly called characters from the movie, "Retarded." Seriously sloth, you were out of control!

By the end of the night the couches and beds were filled by the tequila saturated hairy beasts.

I hope eveyone had an easy time washing off their animal noses!

The Big Lebowski: 2nd Annual!

The doxology of this year's Big Lebowski party involved robes, White Russians, and the movie soundtrack. The yard was shaggy and dog poops were abound.

Early on, a mysterious cowboy(Jamil) joined our group. He brought a generous donation of vodka and cream, which we're pretty sure he wrote a check for. The cowboy, in dude's clothing, stayed around for most of the night, but then disappeared once it was time for bowling.

Walter(Jason) joined us in his usual 'Nam' apparel. He didn't curse as much as usual and he didn't seem to mind bowling on the sabbath. Maybe he was feeling good because Donnie wasn't around.

To ad to the excitement, some Nihilists(Carolina and Evan), arrived in dark clothing and tight pants. "I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." Luckily, their threats to cut off my 'Johnson' were derailed by a few glasses full of 'Caucasians'.

The garage was packed by 8:30pm. All the wonderful dudes and dudettes kept the garage nice and warm with the fire and their bath-robed body heat.

After the movie, we milled around the back yard trying to decided how to safely get to Roxy Ann Lanes. Somehow our host got continually distracted, but eventually came to and started putting plans into motion.

We arrived at the lanes safely. Then we quickly made our orders for food and more White Russians. Bowling groups were organized and the tournament began.

Another party, with some fellow rock climbers, was at the lanes. They gave us some supportive cheers and a slow clap here and there. What a great night to get your 'roll' on.

Per usual, Jay showed up late out of costume. Shame on you Jay.

For most of us it was straight home after bowling. However, I'm sure plenty of coitus went on after the party.

Eva, thanks for the wonderful pictures!

The dude abides.

Zoolander: 2nd Annual!

The evening started with a little mingling while the "Top Secret" O.M.F. (Orange Mocha Frappaccino) Crew took over the kitchen. They couldn't help breaking for a few poses in front of the butcher block.



The party raged on while the proper preparations were made.

We sipped on the homemade "Orange Mocha Frappaccinos" until we watched Derek, or Dare-Rock, get brainwashed. Then the "Look Competition" began to decide who would compete in the "Walk-Off".

Almost everyone showed us their best look. I think a few models hid in the bathroom trying to lose a few pounds before the show. The votes were tallied and four models were chosen.

-Dustin - Jacob - Eva - Sam -

The competition brought out the best in these brave four. There was yoga, bamboo leaf eating, stripping, teasing, jumping, dancing, looking, posing and so much more!

Eva won by democratic vote after I lost my position as judge, but I think Mulloy's Models were all winners that night.



After the excitement of the walk-off everyone wanted to do a little hip-hop dancing. So we turned to the Kelly Peters "Make it Happen" DVD. Even Mugatu, aka Alex, joined in. Yes, we were doing the freak, the prep, and who can forget the bus stop? I got to get volume two!

Later, of course there was an after-party-party to attend. The after-party-partiers indulged in drinks at Alex's, climbing at Lithia Park, and then dinner at Jay's bungalow.



Thanks for the pasta, Jay.

Special thanks to the photograghers!
Amanda Ball
David Portera (Click Here For David's Pictures)
Jay Armstrong

Office Space

The "Office Space" party was a huge hit or a big bash... at least from the fax machine's perspective. PC Load letter? What the F*ck is that?

Eva and Amanda, from customer service, really enjoyed socializing by the water cooler and handling 2x4's. There was some roof climbing and some vicious destruction by our very own Dustin from accounting.

Tia, Carrie and Tamara mostly hung out by the copier taking butt shots. Later, the evidence was found in the recycle bin which they mistook for the "to be shredded" pile.

Per usual, intern Jared started a fire in the break room and got way too excited about the revenge on the fax.

Initech CEO, Alex, mostly oversaw the carnage while Carolina had as many as three employees under her to micro manage and take pictures of.

We'll all have a laugh over this at the next team building exercise.