The Muppet Christmas Carol

Twas the day of Christmas
and to the garage theatre we went.
No family nearby
and no bars open to get bent!

The orphans arrived,
some with libations.
While Phil DJ'd his best;
Non-denominational good vibrations.

The tree was decorated
and the stalkings were hanging.
Santa dropped off some carrot juice
Wrapped in Blondes for banging.

Artist were abound
the guest book was getting filled.
The fire was warm
and everyone felt good willed!

Eagle vs Shark

Tonight was filled with wild creatures! Among those who showed were the sloth, purple tiger, snow cat, leopard, dog, the lioness and Arica.

What's with all the felines?

Some of the animals from Agave brought copious amounts of tequila with limes. Then things got a lot more interesting.

The inebriated sloth repeatedly called characters from the movie, "Retarded." Seriously sloth, you were out of control!

By the end of the night the couches and beds were filled by the tequila saturated hairy beasts.

I hope eveyone had an easy time washing off their animal noses!