The Muppet Christmas Carol

Twas the day of Christmas
and to the garage theatre we went.
No family nearby
and no bars open to get bent!

The orphans arrived,
some with libations.
While Phil DJ'd his best;
Non-denominational good vibrations.

The tree was decorated
and the stalkings were hanging.
Santa dropped off some carrot juice
Wrapped in Blondes for banging.

Artist were abound
the guest book was getting filled.
The fire was warm
and everyone felt good willed!